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Kim, this is my daughter.

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Oh, she's so cute.

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Bye.

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Kim, let me explain.

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I don't date any married men unless
they're married to me.

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Kim, I'm not married.

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Look, my ex -girlfriend, she couldn't
handle the whole motherhood thing, so

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took off.

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Why didn't you tell me this before?

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Because I was afraid you wouldn't want
to deal with me.

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Come on in.

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So this is why you were always running
off?

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Yeah, I mean...

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My grandpa tries to help out, but it's
just too much for him.

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Is she all right? Oh, yeah, she's fine.

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It's just a little gas.

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Let me try.

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Oh, come on, baby.

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Look into my deep blue eyes.

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Oh, that's better.

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Sorry, that was the baby.

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No, that was Mama's chili.

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Tea flight over, if you please. Oh.

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Mama,

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this package came for you. Well, it's
probably from Kenny. I don't want it.

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come on, Mama. It might be something I
can use.

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Well, help yourself.

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Okay.

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Please forgive me, Kenny.

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Why is he apologizing to me?

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Just open it, Kim.

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I see you got the game.

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I've had enough of your games.

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Nikki, I'm sorry.

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Maybe this will help convince you.

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Don't move.

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Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, Tony.

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I'm sorry. Look, I wasn't myself the
other night.

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Let me make it up to you. Forget it,
Stanley. Look, I am not interested in

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being...

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Bye.

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Come on, let's talk.

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Away from here.

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Well?

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You get points for showmanship.

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So you accept my apology?

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Um, let's talk about it tonight over
dinner.

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You want dinner too?

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I'm just kidding, just kidding.

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I'll see you tonight.

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So good.

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I remember when I used to be able to
hold you like this.

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Probably still good.

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Mama's out, and don't wait up.

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Kenny and I may be late.

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Oh, come on, Elisa. You were good for
Mama.

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Bitsy spider.

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and good times on Nick at Night.

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For real?

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No, no, no, no, no. I mean, because I
haven't seen Miss Parker all day.

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I feel like a kid at Christmas.

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Well, don't look now, but here comes the
Grinch.

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Is it too much to ask for just one day
apiece?

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Hey, Professor.

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What? Have you seen Kim? No, I haven't
seen her.

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Does my breath stink?

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Do I have any nasty food between my
teeth or anything like that?

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No, you seem the same to me.

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Pompous, corny as usual. Why, what's up?

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Well, you saw what just happened. I
mean, Miss Parker didn't even speak to

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mean, she barely noticed me. So isn't
that what you want?

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Woody, you are so blind.

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She's up to something.

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Yeah, well, uh... Get ready to leave
now, Miss Parker.

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Oh, have a nice day.

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Yep, yep, yep. I think I'll just go see
a romantic movie all by myself.

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Yeah. Look, Professor, I'm trying to
study here, so could you wrap it up?

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Fine.

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You don't have to be so rude.

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Yeah. Just as I suspected, she's up to
something.

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You know, she could just be into that
pretty boy.

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Kenny? Over me?

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Would you slay me?

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Oh, Kenny.

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Good to be with you.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, don't stop.

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My name.

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What's my name? Oh, whatever you want it
to be.

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Told you I'd make a mean sundae.

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No more. I am stuffed.

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You know, that was a great dinner and an
unbelievable dessert.

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Good.

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I'm glad it was special.

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Just the way you are to me.

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You too full for after -dinner drinks?

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Well, you know what they say.

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There's always room for Alizé.

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And I've been so happy.

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Me neither.

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I got an idea.

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How about we go up to the mountains this
weekend?

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I'll rent a cabin.

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We do a little fishing, a little hiking.

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Now hold up. So you had me into the
hiking.

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I don't climb nothing. Hurt myself one
time.

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We can just spend time in the cabin.

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Light a nice fire.

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Do some reading.

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Or something.

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Oh, and if something, that's more my
speed.

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I take it that kiss meant yes to this
weekend.

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I'm close, so maybe you should try again
just to make sure.

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You

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think

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I'm doing the right thing by going away
with Kenny this weekend?

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I don't think you should go. Really?

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I should go instead.

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Kim, what do you think about me going
away with Kenny this weekend?

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Who's driving?

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His. Who's paying?

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His. And you still need an answer?

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Me and the baby are gonna go visit
Auntie Stevie.

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Yes, we are.

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Bye.

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Look, Nikki, this is your best friend
talking.

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You need to move on with your life and
actually get one.

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Maybe I should give the professor one
more chance.

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Why? This is the first time you have a
man who doesn't call 911 when he sees

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you.

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But after all the professor and I have
been through, I feel I should give it

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just one more try.

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I can't believe it. Kim forgot the baby.

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Oh, I forgot something.

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Right. My keys.

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Just kidding.

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Hi, honey.

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Hi, honey.

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That's your girl? I think I got a call
from Elisa. Could you hold her for me?

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Well, I... Stevie,

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what are you doing?

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Holding the baby.

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That's not how you hold a baby. Okay,
you hold her your way. I will hold her

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mine.

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Besides, the less you hold them, the
more independent they become. Who told

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that? My mom.

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Come on, Lisa.

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Let's go get Uncle T some honey.

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Um,

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Kim, let me ask you a question.

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When was the last time just you and
Michael went out?

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Well, he's been busy and it's sort of
hard with the baby.

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Are you his girlfriend or his nanny?

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Don't be silly.

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Oh, yeah, I love kids.

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It's so hard to find a guy who's warm
and sensitive. Oh, yeah, I guess I'm

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blessed. You be sure to comment.

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Oh, no doubt.

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I can't wait for you to meet Derek and
Daryl.

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Derek and Daryl?

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My twin boys.

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Two? Yeah, they're going to love you.

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Kim, take this job.

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All Miss Parker's fault.

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I know she's out there somewhere, ready
to pounce on me when I least expect it.

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That bee sting went straight to your
brain.

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Oh, Stanley, my poor baby. What happened
to you? It was just a little accident,

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but I'm okay.

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Look at you. We need to postpone our
date tonight.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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I've been dying to get you in my
apartment.

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Okay, well, if you're up to it.

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Is there anything I can do for you,
honey?

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Yeah, a little kiss would be nice.

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Family right here.

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Well, you know, I am a wild man.

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I hope there's more of that tonight.

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Oh, don't worry.

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There will be.

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One more thing.

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When you come over, not three times,
then two times fast.

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All right, bye.

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I gotta calm down.

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Did I say three knocks, then two? Or
two, then three?

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00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,050
Who is it?

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It's Tony.

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00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,270
Tony who?

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Tony Ross, your date for tonight?

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00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:05,930
What's your mother's maiden name?

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00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,250
You don't even know my mother.

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00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,620
Don't tell me this is ridiculous.

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Just forget it. Wait, wait, wait.

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I'm sorry.

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Can't be too careful these days. Come on
in.

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Why are you acting so weird?

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I'm not acting weird.

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Don't answer that.

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Why would I answer your phone?

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It's her. I know it's her.

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Who? Miss Parker.

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I know her ring.

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00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:36,820
Oh, Stanley.

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Honey, you need help.

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Professional help.

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00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,240
You mean like a hitman? You know
someone?

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00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,100
You know, I think I'm just going to go.

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00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,880
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Yeah,
look.

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I promise. Not another word about Miss
Parker. Well, good.

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00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,940
Good, because I'm beginning to feel like
the other woman here.

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00:15:56,740 --> 00:16:00,040
You know what? I think a little bubbly
will do us good. Yeah.

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00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,260
Yeah.

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Okay.

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00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,020
I got a nice bottle of Cristal.

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00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,360
But first...

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00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:13,220
How about a chocolate -covered
strawberry? Oh, I love those. Mmm.

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00:16:41,079 --> 00:16:43,120
Come on, baby, please forgive me. I lost
track of time.

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00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,480
Don't you baby me. I have plans tonight.

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00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,980
Baby, I'm sorry, but, hey, I got a job.

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00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,400
That's why I'm late. I was out
celebrating with T.

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You went out celebrating with T instead
of me?

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00:16:56,060 --> 00:17:01,400
Oh, well, see, I had ran into T first,
and, you know, you had to babysit. Well,

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00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,720
wasn't I a babysitter to you?

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00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:08,880
Okay, baby, look, I know I've been
leaning on you a little bit too much.

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00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:12,670
Michael, we have to be about more than
just the leader.

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00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:15,530
Baby, we are. Trust me, and it's going
to be different from now on.

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00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:19,310
I mean, look, I'm going to be working
for Southwest Oil on one of those

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drilling rigs. Really?

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Great. Yeah, and I'm going to be making
good money, too.

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And, baby, I promise I'll make it up to
you.

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Because you're my girl, Kim.

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And I love you.

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You love me?

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Can't we go to real life?

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00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:57,460
Then I saw her big, round head on Tony's
body.

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It was horrible.

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00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,800
It's like that movie, The Fly, with
Vincent Price.

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At the end, there's this fly that gets
caught in the web, but it has Vincent

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Price's head on it. And all she kept
saying is, help me, help me, help me.

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00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,560
Oh, it still gives me the shudder.

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00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,680
Huh.

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00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,960
Pretty bad, isn't it?

242
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,900
Well, this is a tough one.

243
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,440
Really? Yeah, I need a four -letter word
for surprise.

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00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,180
What? Uh, no, there's no W.

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00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,280
Wait a minute. You mean to tell me
you've been sitting here this entire

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doing a crossword puzzle?

247
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,300
Well, not the whole time.

248
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,020
I read the comics first.

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Part of my process.

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00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,280
Yeah, well, don't expect to process my
check.

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00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,760
All right, calm down, Mr. Ogilvie.
You're very uptight.

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00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,220
Then maybe I should have gone to a
masseuse.

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00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,600
Oh, ouch.

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00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,460
Very well, then. From all you've told me
about this Miss Parker, I can draw only

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one conclusion.

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00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,000
Okay, good. Then you'll have her
committed?

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Your obsessive -regressive behavior is
due to one reason.

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And that is?

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You're in love with Nicky Parker.

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Okay.

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Now I'm hearing things.

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Oh, really?

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I thought you just said that I'm in love
with Nicky Parker.

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I did.

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I'm in love with Nicky Parker?

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No.

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Help me.

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Hey, Kim.

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Go long.

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Girl, put that baby down!

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What'd you pack all that for?

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I couldn't decide what to wear.

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Why? If you and Kenny have a bad
weekend, it won't matter.

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And if you and Kenny have a good
weekend, you won't be wearing anything.

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Mama, turn the TV up.

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The offshore oil rig is still in flames.

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Representatives for Southwest Oil said
that every effort would be made to

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for survivors.

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Oh, my God, that's the rig where Michael
works. If something happens to him...

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Wait a minute, baby, now. We don't know
anything yet.

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Your mama's right here.

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I have happy men to date women.

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I messed that up.